PETS英语

  • A few hours later at the party; topless women are dancingJun: This hemp seed pork is really tasty, Feather.Feather: We make that from scratch. It’s my secret recipe.Jun: I didn’t know that you cou...

  • Feather: No need. You two can stay here in our tree house.Jun: You sure it won’t fall down?Feather: Of course. I built it with my own two hands. And you must stay for our luau later tonight.Jun: No ...

  • Feather: That’s the truth. Mother Earth provides everything we need.Jun: Is it legal for you to be here?Feather: No. But we’ve been left alone so far.Jun: Will you stay here forever?Feather: I hop...

  • Trev, Paul and Wei go to a police station Cop: Hey, aren’t you those kids I gave a ticket to? Where’re your clothes? Wei: We were just robbed by gang members! Cop: Here, ya’ll, take these blank...

  • Kathy: I didn’t know you felt that way. I promise I’ll speak more Chinese with you.Dan: We can speak English, too, but let’s switch off and take turns.Kathy: No problem. Well, we should set off ...

  •   Kathy: What are you going to wish for? Dan: For you to speak Chinese with me. Kathy: What? You want me to speak Chinese? Dan: Your English is so good. I hardly ever get any practice in Chinese. Ka...

  • They go to the sports park to set off the sky lantern Morley: I know what I’m going to wish for. Kathy: What’s that? A new girlfriend? Morley: No. That I can be an aikido master like you. Kathy: H...

  • Boss: Don’t take the highway from Suao to Hualien. There are too many big trucks. Morley: But isn’t that the only way to go? Boss: You can go up into the mountains from here and then go down into ...

  • At an bike shop Dan: I want to buy a new bicycle pump. Boss: They’re over there. Do you want some cow’s tongue? Dan: Well, I usually have a cast iron stomach, but I think I’ll pass. Boss: No, th...

  • Kathy beats the hell out of all four at once Morley: Oh my God! You are a Charlie’s Angel! Kathy: It looks like all those years of aikido lessons paid off. Morley: That was so cool the way you threw...